They Call Me T'Ford

That's right, the one and only T'Ford. The person who can be funny, sarcastic, truthful and a bitch all in one sentence. Point proven.

Some of you may know me, most of you will not. A lot of you will think you know me, but only two people in the entire world know me near head to toe. Several of you have spoken to me, or socialize in some way (mostly being the internet), while there are some that can claim you know me both online and IRL. That however serves no purpose because I'm not really popular among crowds online or off. I just have to pretend sometimes to boost the self-esteem. (T.T)

So as Christmas is around the corner, and New Years is only a few doors down after that, I have been thinking about my last New Years Resolution. I probably kept to it for about...a day. I told myself I would be nicer to people, then it condensed down into "I will try to be nicer." Now it's something to the extent of "People? I hate people." I have finally decided I'm not even going to try to please everyone, nor much of anyone. In fact, fuck them. Instead, I am going to be more of myself, more of what makes me the T'Ford. My New Years Resolution is going to be "Just be yourself. Be T'Ford."

I can already tell a lot of people are going to have to back up from me because this is going to come as a shock and one rude fucking awakening. This is going to happen to the people who think they know me, but really don't (primary people who talk to me often online and think they know everything there is about T'Ford). People IRL are going to say "YAY!!!! She's back from the dead!" and throw a big party. The Bible Humping Christians are going "fuuuuck." The Mormons are thinking "why does Polygamy have to be illegal?" And the whole city is about to collapse. The two who know me better than I know myself are going "as long as you don't break our rules or the law, have fun....(what are we supposed to do?)" and in the long run I will probably see the front, back, side, middle, corner, toes, webbing and rubber soul of a flipper. That's how things work out nowadays. Story of my life.

My new mottos for this rebirthing of T'Ford are "It'll/I'll/You'll (they're interchangable) be alright" and "I juuusssst doooon't giiiiive a fuuuuck!" Which are better used in context than as a generalization. I do give a fuck about some things, and not everything will be alright. This is why they call me T'Ford. Well, actually they call my T'Ford because my last name doesn't really go with anything, flow off the tongue and can be pretty gay at times because it's so dull. Whatever.

I'm T'Ford, and this has been your daily dose of nothing important and what is probably a waste of 5 minutes compared to that essay of yours you haven't even started yet. Procrastination....ahh, one of my best qualities and favorite things to do. That's a story for next time. And until then, I bid you all a Happy Holiday and a Merry New Year.

-T'Ford